*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu)
Well done, Beckham’s sperm.
Can I steal the one on the far left?
the one on the left is going to be a god
Bitch, Plz! Like I didn’t know I was a fine piece of ass!
What do you mean “today”?
OMG IT’S BACK
CAN WE FUCKING APPLAUD THE MEN OF TUMBLR
(Source: observando)
my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was
